Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I'm surrounded by idiots...

Well, we launched an attack on this city today...of course Prime and the other Autobots came and thought that they could 'drive' us off. Starscream, like the idiotic fool he is, went on a rampage and decided to take Prime by himself...it'd be like that whelp Bumblebee trying to kill me with sand. Heheheheh...Prime really needs to off that annoying nuisance, you can tell that even Prime gets annoyed with the fool. Well, I happily report that Starscream got his can kicked by Prime and left the weakling too me after he begged us for help. (he's yelling at me that I'm lying...and I just shot him...heheheh.) Well, Prime did manage to give me some scratches and dents, but as I had finally got him down and ready to kill him, (this is where I just want to blast myself in the head with my fusion cannon) Thundercracker had successfully managed to punt...I think it was Cliffjumper...he was red...right into me, knocking me to the ground with Cliffjumper sprawled on my face. I was told later that Reflector got a picture and I do need to distroy him before he leaks it out to those...yaoi (as explained by one of my men...I have yet to find out what 'yaoi' means) mecha sites on the human intellegence network. (internet) Anyways, after getting up and drop kicking Cliffjumper for landing on me, I had to order a tactical fall back. (No, it wasn't a retreat, we'd get them later.) Prime and his Autobots were cheering and all that crap as we flew back to base, be reassured, I gave my men a through 'talking' *cough*beating*cough*. This is my question to you now, what should I do about Prime, Cliffjumper, and Reflector? This has been bugging me for a while now and I have to say that I actually may need some guidance beyond the idiots that make my Decepticon ranks. -Megatron

3 comments:

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Scrunchybunchy94 said...

Yaoi is a popular term for fictional media that focuses on homosexual male relationships, yet is generally created by and for females. Originally referring to a specific type of dōjinshi (self-published works) parody of mainstream anime and manga works, yaoi came to be used as a generic term for female-oriented manga, anime, novels and dōjinshi featuring homosexual male relationships.


Now you know what Yaoi means


Now with your question about Prime, Cliffjumper, and Refletor

I say off all of them :)

(No, Not MY Optimus Prime, Hurt him and you'll regert it)))

Anonymous said...

1) Have a strict "talk" about next time Reflector decideds to be useless in battle; ensure all pictures are destroyed. Especially the ones Reflector sold to Swindle. Especially those.

2) Beat up Cliffjumper. He is overconfident and target coloured.

3)Win against Optimus in an epic way, completely humiliating him.

4)Beat up Starscream because he's probably been scheming behind your back.

5.)Restore pride.