Annual Holiday Energon Party

Megatron here...it does seem that the Decepticons feel that we should influence the fleshbags who seem to be causing a hinderance to our plans...>> I don't know how making this 'blob', Starscream says it's 'blog' but that sounds like some idiotic sound that a human makes when it dies...either way, I'm just going to blog about what happened the other night. The Autobots habitually are interrupting our plans with their 'justice' and 'protection of humans', not only that, they managed to interrupt our Holiday Energon Party several times and we've had to celebrate in FEBUARY!! FEBUARY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Prime has finally lost it, he's gone so far as to deprive my soldiers, for two months, of their Holiday party that I've been promising them. Well, we had it last night because Shockwave was kind enough to send us some with that space bridge thing he made. Oh, not to mention the Seekers were hogging it all two. (Starscream and his subordinates Skywarp and Thundercracker) They all were doing this dumb truth or dare drinking contest...for the love of Cybertron...it was scary, Thundercracker lost and had to something unmentionable to Soundwave...that's when I stopped it because I wouldn't tolerate male/male relationships in my army. >>* (<-- Learned these from Rumble) So, I guess it was strange, I blacked out after a good couple of hours into the party and I woke up with cerebral surges like none other...that's right...we get what do you fleshbags call them? 'Hangovers'? I think that's it. Anyways, Starscream...heheh...he doesn't remember a thing of what he did last night and we're all messing with him about it. I'm not going to tell just in case, but it does have to do with love and Prime. Heheheheh! You all wish that you could hear what he said, don't you?! Well, I'm not telling. That's top secret Decepticon information that will only be leaked out with the promise of the demise of the Autobots and Starscream, two things I hate that stand in my way. Well, I guess I should go and do my usual beating of said annoying traitor then plan to steal energon from the Earth again. Now leave me alone. -Megatron