I Hate Starscream.

Well, I caught Starscream trying to hack this account again...when I pulled him from the computer and demanded to know what in the name of Cybertron he was doing, he gasped and started to stutter.

"M-Megatron! I wasn't posting anything!" Starscream said, he did say it rather fearfully, quite satisfying if you ask me. ^_^

"You lie, Starscream...why would you be putting in MY e-mail address as the username?" I demanded.

"I-I..." Starscream had began, probably trying to come up with some lie.

"You were trying to hack my account!" I had yelled back. "What were you planning to have me say?!"

"Nothing!!!" He had cried, he was by now glomped to my leg and I was unsuccessfully trying to peel him off. He is such a whiney little thing it disgusts me... "Megatron! I was just checking my myspace!!!" He finally blurted.

"You don't have a myspace!" I yelled back.

"Yes I do! Soundwave helped me with it!! He even put a cool techno song as my background music!!! See?!" He had yelled at me before running to the computer and pulling it up...low and behold...he had a myspace...what was hilarious was the layout was InuYasha themed, the music was a remix of a song from a show called 'Sailor Moon', and he had '0 friends'. It was obvious that he didn't know this had happened as I started laughing harder than I had when I found a picture of Optimus Prime in drag. He had just stared blankly at the page as if he wanted to kill it with a single shot.

"My my, Starscream...I didn't know you were so...hip." I had cackled, feeling quite content, I had left him to scream at the others, trying to find out who had done that to his page. So yes, I do indeed hate Starscream, but his pain is my joy, thus...I keep him around. -Megatron

"What's so funny Megatron?!"