I Hate Starscream.

Well, I caught Starscream trying to hack this account again...when I pulled him from the computer and demanded to know what in the name of Cybertron he was doing, he gasped and started to stutter.

"M-Megatron! I wasn't posting anything!" Starscream said, he did say it rather fearfully, quite satisfying if you ask me. ^_^

"You lie, Starscream...why would you be putting in MY e-mail address as the username?" I demanded.

"I-I..." Starscream had began, probably trying to come up with some lie.

"You were trying to hack my account!" I had yelled back. "What were you planning to have me say?!"

"Nothing!!!" He had cried, he was by now glomped to my leg and I was unsuccessfully trying to peel him off. He is such a whiney little thing it disgusts me... "Megatron! I was just checking my myspace!!!" He finally blurted.

"You don't have a myspace!" I yelled back.

"Yes I do! Soundwave helped me with it!! He even put a cool techno song as my background music!!! See?!" He had yelled at me before running to the computer and pulling it up...low and behold...he had a myspace...what was hilarious was the layout was InuYasha themed, the music was a remix of a song from a show called 'Sailor Moon', and he had '0 friends'. It was obvious that he didn't know this had happened as I started laughing harder than I had when I found a picture of Optimus Prime in drag. He had just stared blankly at the page as if he wanted to kill it with a single shot.

"My my, Starscream...I didn't know you were so...hip." I had cackled, feeling quite content, I had left him to scream at the others, trying to find out who had done that to his page. So yes, I do indeed hate Starscream, but his pain is my joy, thus...I keep him around. -Megatron

"What's so funny Megatron?!"

I'm surrounded by idiots...

Well, we launched an attack on this city today...of course Prime and the other Autobots came and thought that they could 'drive' us off. Starscream, like the idiotic fool he is, went on a rampage and decided to take Prime by himself...it'd be like that whelp Bumblebee trying to kill me with sand. Heheheheh...Prime really needs to off that annoying nuisance, you can tell that even Prime gets annoyed with the fool. Well, I happily report that Starscream got his can kicked by Prime and left the weakling too me after he begged us for help. (he's yelling at me that I'm lying...and I just shot him...heheheh.) Well, Prime did manage to give me some scratches and dents, but as I had finally got him down and ready to kill him, (this is where I just want to blast myself in the head with my fusion cannon) Thundercracker had successfully managed to punt...I think it was Cliffjumper...he was red...right into me, knocking me to the ground with Cliffjumper sprawled on my face. I was told later that Reflector got a picture and I do need to distroy him before he leaks it out to those...yaoi (as explained by one of my men...I have yet to find out what 'yaoi' means) mecha sites on the human intellegence network. (internet) Anyways, after getting up and drop kicking Cliffjumper for landing on me, I had to order a tactical fall back. (No, it wasn't a retreat, we'd get them later.) Prime and his Autobots were cheering and all that crap as we flew back to base, be reassured, I gave my men a through 'talking' *cough*beating*cough*. This is my question to you now, what should I do about Prime, Cliffjumper, and Reflector? This has been bugging me for a while now and I have to say that I actually may need some guidance beyond the idiots that make my Decepticon ranks. -Megatron

Annual Holiday Energon Party

Megatron here...it does seem that the Decepticons feel that we should influence the fleshbags who seem to be causing a hinderance to our plans...>> I don't know how making this 'blob', Starscream says it's 'blog' but that sounds like some idiotic sound that a human makes when it dies...either way, I'm just going to blog about what happened the other night. The Autobots habitually are interrupting our plans with their 'justice' and 'protection of humans', not only that, they managed to interrupt our Holiday Energon Party several times and we've had to celebrate in FEBUARY!! FEBUARY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Prime has finally lost it, he's gone so far as to deprive my soldiers, for two months, of their Holiday party that I've been promising them. Well, we had it last night because Shockwave was kind enough to send us some with that space bridge thing he made. Oh, not to mention the Seekers were hogging it all two. (Starscream and his subordinates Skywarp and Thundercracker) They all were doing this dumb truth or dare drinking contest...for the love of Cybertron...it was scary, Thundercracker lost and had to something unmentionable to Soundwave...that's when I stopped it because I wouldn't tolerate male/male relationships in my army. >>* (<-- Learned these from Rumble) So, I guess it was strange, I blacked out after a good couple of hours into the party and I woke up with cerebral surges like none other...that's right...we get what do you fleshbags call them? 'Hangovers'? I think that's it. Anyways, Starscream...heheh...he doesn't remember a thing of what he did last night and we're all messing with him about it. I'm not going to tell just in case, but it does have to do with love and Prime. Heheheheh! You all wish that you could hear what he said, don't you?! Well, I'm not telling. That's top secret Decepticon information that will only be leaked out with the promise of the demise of the Autobots and Starscream, two things I hate that stand in my way. Well, I guess I should go and do my usual beating of said annoying traitor then plan to steal energon from the Earth again. Now leave me alone. -Megatron